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    Andrew:
    watched horrible bosses with my mom and dad though
    Andrew:
    my mom was horrified
    Brian Detweiler:
    Haven't seen it
    Andrew:
    It's really crazy how offended she gets at things
    Brian Detweiler:
    Really?
    Andrew:
    at one point Jennifer Aniston said, "I want you to fuck my slutty mouth" and my mom physically cringed and covered her ears
    Brian Detweiler:
    Oh, it's not like your mom hasn't had her slutty mouth fucked before.

    Posted on December 27, 2011 with 14 notes

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