lindstifa:

likeit:

When staying at a guy’s house, what’s the proper protocol for asking if you can borrow some of his super fancy hair styling products?

Are you supposed to just act like they don’t exist because it’s emasculating to acknowledge them?

Or is it like that Virginia Woolf book where, like, if I…

If it’s Brian’s, I’d light it on fire before using. 

I ONLY HAVE LIKE, 2 TYPES OF PRODUCT.

I suppose I could put the seat down though.