January 2012
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December 2011
6 posts
I Would Know
Andrew: watched horrible bosses with my mom and dad though
Andrew: my mom was horrified
Brian Detweiler: Haven't seen it
Andrew: It's really crazy how offended she gets at things
Brian Detweiler: Really?
Andrew: at one point Jennifer Aniston said, "I want you to fuck my slutty mouth" and my mom physically cringed and covered her ears
Brian Detweiler: Oh, it's not like your mom hasn't had her slutty mouth fucked before.
I found Siri's whore sister.
Brian Detweiler: Hi, who's this?
blanca dukes: hey i was just sitting here soooo bored and thought i'd say hi....
blanca dukes: 22.f right here how about u??
Brian Detweiler: 22 degrees Fahrenheit?
blanca dukes: oh cool what's up??
Brian Detweiler: LOLZ
blanca dukes: its so boring on here now.. there's barely anyone online anymore it seems like ya know???
Brian Detweiler: Oh, totally. Would you like my credit card information?
blanca dukes: weIII i have an idea if u wanna have sum fun!! i was gonna get on my cam and "relax" a lil u should cum join ;)
Brian Detweiler: YESSSSSS
Brian Detweiler: Man, what are the odds.
blanca dukes: i found this really fun sitethat is just like fbook but without the stupid kidz... wanna check it out????
Brian Detweiler: I hate stupid kidz.
blanca dukes: it only takes asec to signup and it's 100 percent free 2!!! http://xxx just click the 'Join Free" at the top of thepage
blanca dukes: l can't wait this is going to be so much fun.. wait till u see what i'm wearing right now lol i think u'll like it;-)
Brian Detweiler: I hope it's an apron, because I'm fucking hungry.
blanca dukes: are u in hun?? i'm going to go get some "toys" but ill brb and hopefully u'll be in when i get back hurry uppp
Brian Detweiler: Like, Tonka trucks? An Erector set? heh. I said "erect."
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Like It.: Guy code. →
lindstifa:
likeit:
When staying at a guy’s house, what’s the proper protocol for asking if you can borrow some of his super fancy hair styling products? Are you supposed to just act like they don’t exist because it’s emasculating to acknowledge them? Or is it like that Virginia Woolf book where, like, if I…
If it’s Brian’s, I’d light it on fire before using.
I ONLY HAVE LIKE, 2 TYPES OF...
November 2011
8 posts
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LEGALIZE THE 99%
why is it easier to belive that 150 million americans are beeing lazy RATHER then 400 americans beeing greedy!? LEAGLEIZE iT!!!!!!!
This is a quote from my stoner cousin who may have his causes mixed up a bit. Feel free to pepper spray that one, guys.
Mornin’ y’all!
I just finished...
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October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
4 posts
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August 2011
3 posts
Training Day
I’m training my replacement today. Here’s how it’s going:
Lesson 1: Drink. A lot.
Now, I prefer beer, but some days, you may only be half-way through your first beer of the night and you get called. WHAT DO YOU DO??? In these cases, I like to take a shot, then chug the rest of the beer before going back in.
Of course, by the time you finish fixing the problem (which is most...
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Deep Conversation
Brian: I like boobs.
Andrew: Yes. Me too.
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
8 posts
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May 2011
14 posts
Subject: Rapture Reschedule
Dear God, I’m afraid I have to request to reschedule our meeting of May 21st, 2011. Unfortunately, I will be at KrazY FEST watching Hot Water Music. May I suggest May 23rd? I’m sorry for any inconveniences this has caused you. I await your confirmation. Sincerely, Brian Detweiler
April 2011
10 posts
