That car certainly gives her more options for seating.

Kicking the dust off. (Taken with picplz.)

Happy new year. (Taken with picplz.)

I’m not putting my pickle anywhere near this thing.

Like everyone else, Mason is still trying to figure out what the fuck this thing is.

lindstifa:

likeit:

When staying at a guy’s house, what’s the proper protocol for asking if you can borrow some of his super fancy hair styling products?

Are you supposed to just act like they don’t exist because it’s emasculating to acknowledge them?

Or is it like that Virginia Woolf book where, like, if I…

If it’s Brian’s, I’d light it on fire before using. 

I ONLY HAVE LIKE, 2 TYPES OF PRODUCT.

I suppose I could put the seat down though.

Mason hasn’t been fed in a week. Chihuahuas look like food.

likeit:

Today I travel with Chihuahua.

Booger’s first flight.
Booger’s first trip away from New England.
Booger’s first unencumbered introduction to a cat. 
Booger’s first canine anti-anxiety medication. 

The next few days might be a little like this, only with a death metal soundtrack.

Am I too late for Movember?